At shoes store
Mom: Stop flirting with the shoes.
Me: Well how else will they come home with me without paying?!
Did "all" of my back-to school shopping
Bought $70 worth of dresses, sweaters, and more dresses at Goodwill (my love) then got shoes at DSW which is like pulling teeth for me because shoe stores are scary. Tomorrow: DISNEYLAND
girl: im going to give you a blow job
boy: how good are you?
girl: i read fan fiction
boy: fuCK this is gonna be good
My life is a musical. Unfortunately everyone else...
exo-thermic: you know this song. ...