I’m so frustrated I wish I was a bender so I could illustrate my anger with earthquakes and sadness by tearing up an iceberg. or maybe I wish I was the hulk so I could justify smashing things.
xxhimrxx: Fandoms in a nutshell: that one cat is like: wait, this is new to me, i just joined and what do i d——— FEELS these cats are metaphors for me, and the dirt is dr. who, korra, avengers, and sherlock.
I suck at flirting, so I practice on cashiers.
Maria: Is half of L.A. a parking garage? Me: Yes. The other half is traffic.
“Oh no! I haven’t been on tumblr in like 2 days! My followers must be devastated!” Then I remembered I only had 6 followers and that it’s all totally chill no one misses my reblogs. whew.
pandacolfer: darrenp00pspuppies: legend has it that the M in MTV once stood for music #but everything changed when the fire nation attacked As someone who has now worked with MTV I can assure you it stands for “Maternity” because everyone on it is pregnant even the baby is pregnant.
I just learned what OTP is from “fanfic terminology”. …. …….. …and I don’t like its existence.